I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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