Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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