Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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