i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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