Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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