i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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