Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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