what if I'm pregnant?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough