When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".