They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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