Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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