last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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