I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Randomize
