im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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