Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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