Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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