Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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