Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
