did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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