Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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