My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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