Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
