just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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