There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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