I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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