After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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