i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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