I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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