I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Randomize
