i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Randomize