she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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