He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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