Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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