One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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