I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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