I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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