Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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