plz talk dirty to me
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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