Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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