We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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