I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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