I feel like abortions should bother me more
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
you didnt know i had herpes?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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