I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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