I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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Vodka?
Forever.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize