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Food network will be on but we won't be watching

(1-248): View more from Michigan

O by "watching" I mean "background noise"

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Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident

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(407): View more from Florida

tod's in jail

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he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.

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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for

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Umm you met him three days ago....

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I said what I said

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

organizing the empties. That sober.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead

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(616): View more from Michigan

My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.

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