I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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