wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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