HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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