Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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