I bet he comes in French.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My dick has a subreddit
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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