For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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