I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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