Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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