should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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