I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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