She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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