I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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