shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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