so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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